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High School Gym. Because it worked out so well the last time, Daryl is once again attempting to fight Mulder. Daryl's swinging his crutches at him and is trying to teach Mulder a lesson for messing "with [his] woman." Daryl falls over a chair (HA!) and the electricity goes out. Scully comes over and tells Mulder that she called the police. Mulder tells her to check on "the king" and asks about Sheila. We chung chung over to Holman, who's sitting with his head in his hands. I personally like Holman and I don't think that bimbo deserves him. But you can't help who you love, I guess. Sheila asks Holman if it's true that Holman makes the weather because of her, even the tornado at the prom and snow at her wedding. Holman apologizes. "Daryl's rain?" He guesses it was a manifestation of guilt. "Even this rain? Because you love me?" He loves her. Sheila gives him a kiss. "That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard," she says. They then wrap their arms around each other and kiss passionately. In slow-mo. The electricity comes on, there's sparks, the disco ball lights up and starts spinning, the music comes back on and the rain stops. Miss Perky runs into the gym, carrying one of Daryl's legs. Daryl and Miss Perky apologize. Then they kiss and make up. Daryl wonders why Miss Perky is so good to him. So do I. Everyone is dancing and making out to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow." Everyone except our heroes, of course. Mulder: "I didn't know reunions could be so..." Scully: "Wet." Mulder smiles at Scully. Oh, you two! Holman and Sheila walk up to Mulder and Scully. Mulder asks Holman how it went. As he and Sheila walk away, Holman tells Mulder he should try it sometime and nods at Scully. Yes, he should. Except he doesn't. Because he's an idiot who has to wait around for Scully to actually make a move. Then Mulder and Scully spend another night in Kroner, sleeping in the same bed. Offscreen.

Kroner, Kansas. One Year Later. Judy Garland is still singing. Sheila is cuddling a baby, watching Holman giving the weather report on the TV. Beautiful weather all around. Holman and Sheila get their happily ever after. Hey, maybe if Mulder and Scully get together and have a baby, they can have a happily ever after! Wait... yeah, maybe not. Sigh. At least they tried.