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Sweetness is wheeled into Intensive Care and put right next to Poopydoo, to which her brother objects strenuously. I’m guessing that in such a small town, they actually don’t have much choice. Mulder prevents Deputy Arky from physically moving Sweetness, who is just out of surgery by telling him he is in enough trouble already and wouldn’t want to complicate the situation further. You should listen, Deputy Arky, Mulder is speaking from experience. Deputy Arky wants Sweetness to live so he can beat the truth out of him. I wish I had a brother like him. Mulder would be a cool brother too. I have five brothers, but they’re all younger than I am, and I always wanted a big brother to look out for me. Mulder and the Deputy head off to talk to Poopydoo II and Sweetness comes to and looks over at Poopydoo. Oh no – he’s having a fit! The heart monitor is beeping like all get-out and Poopydoo’s soul or life-force, or whatever it was he took erupts out of his mouth and goes back into Poopydoo, who convulses. Sweetness’s heart monitor flatlines. Where the hell are the staff of this ICU? Shouldn’t they be code-blueing, or crash-carting or something? I’m sure Scully would have plenty to say about their lax attitude. Oh, so now they show up. Better late than never. Poopydoo’s conscious and they’re giving her oxygen.

Scully has snapped on the latex and is excavating even more tiny little skeletons. What a depressing job. She doesn’t look happy about it at all. It turns out the forensics team has found four baby skeletons, but all the ones in Poopydoo II’s yard are normal, no deformities. Poopydoo II’s baby isn’t there. Mulder has finally twigged to what was going on. He tells Scully that these weren’t Sweetness’s babies and that Sweetness had met someone even more evil than he was. Mulder now realises that Poopydoo II had taken them in just as she had taken in Sweetness. She was driven to have what only Wayne could give her.

Now Poopydoo II’s driving down the highway in Sweetness’s red convertible, with a baby seat next to her in front. Don’t you know that should be in the back seat, Poopydoo II? They call that front passenger side the Seat of Death. Garbage is playing again. The baby’s crying and she looks across at it, and it’s got little claws. Aww, how cute. Poopydoo II looks into the camera and her eyes are now red with vertical pupils, like a cat. Spooky. Aaaannndd…she’s outta here.

Credits.