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Frank Spotnitz: *exhales* I really don't see how we're going to explain all this. *passes*

Chris Carter: *exhales* Why don't the rebels just destroy the Consortium? You know? Burn them up with their torches. *passes*

Frank Spotnitz: *exhales* Really? What about the clones and the virus and the bees and the hybrids? *passes*

Chris Carter: *exhales* With the Consortium dead and gone, so is the conspiracy. Then we don't have to explain anything. *passes*

Frank Spotnitz: *exhales* Then what are we going to do with the mytharc? *passes*

Chris Carter: *exhales* I don't know. I'll think about that later. *passes*

Frank Spotnitz: *exhales* But we'll need something to distract the fans from noticing that we're not actually revealing any answers. *passes*

Chris Carter: *exhales* Let's make it a reunion show. We'll bring back Krycek and Marita. We can have Mulder and Scully fight over Diana. Cancer Man can blah blah about Roswell and 1947. Then the rebels can burn up the Consortium. How do we get Mulder and Scully back on the X-Files? *passes*

Frank Spotnitz: *exhales* Well, we gotta keep CSM alive. Hey! I've got an idea. Why don't we have CSM shoot Spender in the face? *passes*

Chris Carter: ...

Frank and Chris: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

El Rico Air Base. The Syndicate has gathered with their families.

Potomac Yards. The Skinman has come to get Mulder and Scully. Mulder says that their lives are in danger and they don't have much time. Skinner's like, "You couldn't tell me that over the phone?" Mulder wouldn't have wanted to create "mass panic" if they had been overheard. Skinner's all, "Would you get to the point?" Onward to El Rico Air Base!

El Rico Air Base. A jeep pulls up and the doctors, CSM and Cassandra unload. Doug tells CSM that they waited to send their communication. Rocko says they were worried that something had happened. CSM tells them that they were shot at. Rocko asks who. CSM says he doesn't know but the way he says it, it makes me think that he may have an idea. CSM looks around. "We have people missing. Where's Alex Krycek?"

Fort Marlene. Krycek gets into the CryoLab and finds the empty alien fetus container. He spazzes. Later, he's walking down the hall and Spender calls over to him. He's standing in the doorway of one of the hospital rooms. Spender's trying to get out of there but they won't recognize his authority to release a patient. Krycek's like, "What are you talking about?" Spender opens the door wider and Krycek is shocked to see Marita CovaCrackWhore. Spender tells him that CSM messed her up and she wants to tell her story. Krycek calls Spender a "sorry son of a bitch" and says that the rebels are going to win. "They took it." Spender doesn't know what he's talking about. But Krycek and Marita exchange knowing looks. Krycek then walks away. Marita runs after him. "I'll do anything you want for twenty bucks! How about ten? Ten dollars, Alex! I'll take real good care of you. Ok, five?"