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Frank Spotnitz: So what are we gonna do with the mytharc this year?

Chris Carter: Not sure.

Frank Spotnitz: What about the bees and the corn? We going to delve into that some more?

Chris Carter: I don't know.

Frank Spotnitz: What about the black oil?

Chris Carter: I haven't decided.

Frank Spotnitz: Well, what are we gonna do now?

Chris Carter: It's 4:20 somewhere. Let's spark 'em.

Frank Spotnitz: No it's not. Don't you know how time zones work?

Chris Carter: ...

Mulder's Apartment Of Interrupted Suicides. So Cassandra's shouting for Mulder to kill her and Scully is also shouting at Mulder but hoping for the opposite result. There's banging on the door and then these men in biosuits bust in and they're hosing down the place. Mulder demands to know what's going on. "Who are you?!" The decon dudes yell for them to get down and they say they're from the CDC and they're taking them to be quarantined. Scully wants to know what they're being quarantined for. Then Diana "The Anti-Christ, I Mean Anti-Scully" Fowley enters, all dressed in a decon suit. "A contagion. A contagion of unknown origin." Mulder looks kind of shocked. Scully looks pissed.

The Other Skin Shower. So our heroes have been transported by Diana's Decon Team of Evil and they are taking a shower. They're only one stall apart and they're naked. The water shuts off. Mulder turns around and eyes Special Agent Dana "Plausibly Hot" Scully up and down. Scully looks up at Mulder. They stare at each other in silence for a few seconds before Scully turns away. Mulder looks unhappy. He's possibly wishing he'd made a carpet crack to lighten the mood, that he should've called her "Red" or something. You snooze you lose, buddy.

Locker Room Of Fake Apologies And Feelings Hidden Well. Mulder and Scully are dressed in white scrubs and are being checked over by some dudes with radioactivity scanners, I think. "There must be some kind of mistake. I signed up for the aroma therapy treatment," Mulder snarks. Scully would like to talk to somebody who can tell them what the heck is going on. After the scanner dudes leave, Mulder asks Scully if she has any idea of where they are. "I think, based on our travel time probably Fort Marlene. High risk decontamination and quarantine. It's the same place Deep Throat sent me to and I stole that frozen alien fetus, which we traded for your life and then Deep Throat was shot." I added that last part. A couple of doctors come in and check on Mulder and Scully, taking their vitals, etc. Diana comes in and she's no longer wearing a decon suit, but dressed in a typical FBI Lady Suit. Diana "begs for their forgiveness" for this whole thing and she owes Mulder's neighbors apologies too but they were acting on a CDC Level 4 quarantine protocol. "Based on what information?" Scully snits. According to Diana, Cassandra the Southern Oracle had a "vectoring organism" that causes the spontaneous breakdown of something and it causes combustion. "What?" Scully snits some more. Exactly. Don't throw BS medical lingo at Scully because she ain't going to fall for it. Diana then reminds everyone that Cassandra was the only survivor when all those doctors were burnt to a crisp. But that doesn't explain the "vectoring organism." Mulder wants to know who called her. Spender did. Scully wants to know where Cassandra is. She's isolated until she's given the medical OK. Scully says that Cassandra was in the hospital for days and that on a whim Diana calls in the "third battalion" and the motive is very suspicious. "Scully..." Mulder says. Diana asks Scully what motives is she suspecting. Diana's isolation of Cassandra. Diana says that she's "Patient Zero." That's funny, I thought she was Patient X. Scully can't take this woman anymore and really breaks out the snit. "No one is sick or infected here. I mean, I assume that based on you walking in here dressed to the nines offering apologies masquerading as explanations." Mulder is annoyed and seems to be trying to get her to shut up. "Scully," he says more firmly. Is he shushing her? Since when does Mulder shush Scully? When does he ever censor her or try to prevent her from voicing her opinions and concerns? Mulder is walking a fine line with me, that's for sure. "Mulder, I want to see Cassandra." Diana says that she's isolated. Scully's all, "Yeah, and I'm a doctor. So I think I can handle it." Diana's all, "Yeah but you've been fired from the FBI and you have no authority." Scully rips the blood pressure cuff off from her arm and storms out of the room. Mulder and Diana just stare at each other.