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As Mulder listens to Scully's solution, he cringes and tells Scully that they'll be there. Mulder tells Crump that intentionally or not, the government is the reason behind his inner ear problems. Mulder tells him that his one chance is for them to meet Scully and then she'll insert this long needle into his ear and ewwwwwww. I can't stand needles, yo. They give me the wig. If I even see one approach me, I'll start crying. So Mulder tells Crump that Scully won't be able to use any anesthetic and he'll probably go deaf. But Crump is fine with that as long as it means he'll live. He pats Mulder on the shoulder, because they're buddies now, and says "let's do it." He then tells Mulder to drive faster and Crump looks as though he's about to pass out.

Loleta, California. We see the coast and the ocean. Scully is next to an ambulance and she's holding a ginormous needle. EW! OMG. Somebody hold me! We then see the Stolen Ambulance being escorted by the cops on motorcycles and Mulder just drives on by Scully and up to the cliff. Scully runs over to the car but then notices blood splattered all over the back window. Mulder gets out, walks over to the edge and takes off his tie. Then Scully watches him pee. Well, he might be peeing. Or maybe he's just looking at the ocean. Well, poor Crump never stood a chance. But all will be ok, because Mulder has made it to California.

Kersh's Office Of Inappropriately Over-Emphasized Words. Mulder and Scully are standing in front of Kersh's desk as he reads off the expense report for their escapade out west. Basically everything that happened in this episode cost the FBI around $4,500. Mulder snarks for Kersh to bill him. Kersh says that he'll bill Scully instead. Huh? Kersh's attempts at snark never come out right. Then Kersh remarks how they love playing the martyr. Mulder is irritated. "So are we done here? Back to the bozo work investigating huge piles of manure?" Kersh pushes Mulder's buttons by telling him he can quit. Mulder looks at Scully and then walks out of the office, slamming the door. Scully then tries to explain Mulder's behavior by saying that he's been through a lot. Kersh then says that she apologizes for Mulder a lot. Scully ain't apologizing for this and because of Mulder's work the DOD is shutting down that whack antenna and that she and Mulder have saved lives. Kersh says that she ain't got no proof and the DOD said that the shutting down of that antenna was coincidental. Scully's all, "Sure it was". Kersh doesn't care if they saved a "school bus full of doe-eyed urchins on their way to Sunday Bible camp" that had a bomb underneath it that would explode if the bus went under 50mph. Her and Mulder no longer investigate X-Files and the sooner they recognize that, the better. As Scully walks out of the office she mutters "big piles of manure" loud enough to be heard and slams the door. Kersh then returns to his computer starts up The Sims: House Party.

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