or Land of the Giant Cell-phones – in which Mulder is nekkid and babbling (phwoar!), Byers is a narc, Langly doesn’t believe in Government conspiracies, Frohike is only sleazy rather than sleazy and paranoid and Scully is only a twinkle in Section Chief Blevins’ eye. Oh, and there’s an appearance by a molar-pulling Mata Hari. Recap by Crass.

7×22: REQUIEM
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Ooh, right from the start we’re back in dark downtown Bellefleur Oregon, where the men are aliens and the pine trees just don’t care. There’s a siren wailing in the night, and it belongs to a police vehicle that’s really hammering it down a country road through the pine forest. Apparently there’s …

Opens with a doctor giving a couple some unsettling news. He has a sonogram of their unborn child and – wow! Bruce Campbell! But yuk! The baby has abnormal vertebrae and something growing on the plates of the skull; that just can’t be good. Bruce looks upset. Apparently his name is Wayne, which is what …

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We’re in Arlington, Virginia – interior shot of a busy fast-food restaurant. A nutty guy is ranting to himself while everyone around him does a good job of trying to ignore what he is saying. Don’t you hate it when that happens? I’m one of those people who has ‘Tell Me’ written in …

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What a great opening – I love a bit of nudity in my shows. Which is why I liked Californication so much, I suppose. Just let me pause this for a moment and enjoy the view. Aaaaahhhhh, that’s nice. Apparently it’s the George Washington University Extension Program – so what is it exactly …

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Outside the 14th Precinct House, Buffalo, New York. A pair of detective-type men get out of a car and go into the building. One of them is carrying a brown bag. Is it his lunch? Evidence? I’m sure all will soon be revealed…or not. They mustn’t be too busy, as they stop to …